Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan...

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working
together one day.They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the
Genie.The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son also farmS. I want the land to
be forever fertile in Canada ."POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine ,
Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our
precious land." POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually
impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."

Trend Micro Installation - No problem any more!

I decided to NOT install Trend Micro Internet Security Pro in the Dell laptop computer. I have spent way too much time dealing with the company and the software. I have put in over eight hours trying to install the software chatting with the Customer Service Reps through a chat area and and talking to their "Engineers" A software company shouldn't take 7 days plus days to figure out how to install their software.

It was a waste of money. What ended up doing is installing a totally different virus detection program Avira that was FREE.

If anyone asked me what Virus detection program that I would recommend I'll say, "NOT ANYTHING FROM TREND MICRO!!!

Trend Micro Installation Problem

Here is the latest instructions from Trend Micro:

Dear Lim,
This is Jan from Trend Micro Consumer Support.
I understand your frustrations and we are very sorry to hear about the problem you experienced with our product.
Kindly follow the instructions or refer to the link I have provided to resolve the issue.
-Move installer file to a different location
-Right click on the file
-Click on properties
-Click on Unblock
-Run Setup after unblocking
Installation should went through.


I followed the instructions and it still didn't install.